Signs that it's time to stop breastfeeding your baby
1. baby helps you choose the most convenient nursing bras...
2. baby stops sucking long enough to ask for a raise in his weekly allowance...
3. baby can describe to you in detail the "lactation process"...
4. baby calls the La Leche League to file a complaint against you for trying to wean him...
5. baby informs you that your left breast is a tad bit larger than your right breast...
6. when baby comes to suckle during a study-break for his SATs...
7. when a night cap for baby consists of a cigarette and breast milk...

2 comments:

FitsYourFancy said...

Where do you get your wit...this is sooooooo funny! MOM

Fits Your Fancy said...

How do you think of this witting stuff....this is so funny. Love MOM

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