Showing posts with label NaBloPoMo. Show all posts
Showing posts with label NaBloPoMo. Show all posts
Mr. President

So tomorrow is the big day, INAUGURATION DAY!

How much change do we expect from our new president?

Can we expect him to work miracles within months after taking over?

"Yes we can!"

But is this reality?

There was a phrase I used to hear: "The Great White Hope."

Is Mr. Obama "The Great Black Hope?"

Many seem to think so.

So what does that mean?


This is just random nonsense from a forced insomniac.
A Wardrobe Change

Sometime last year I read an article about the oppression of Muslim women because of the “restrictive” clothing we are supposedly forced by men to wear. The writer went on and on about how my clothes, are a nuisance to wear and are unpractical. She complained that it is like a form of torture to dress as I do. Torture? I would like to take a stroll through her closet and bring to light all of the torture mechanisms she is unknowingly harboring.
I’d like to address the subject of wardrobe malfunctions. This is something that all women could relate to. Across the board, women of all cultures and religious dress have experienced certain non-practicalities of their outfits. And as women we adjust the fit to fit us.

I spent the first 21 years of my life without Islam. And during those years I dressed however the trends dictated. Sometimes I dressed completely opposite the trends just because, well that’s my nature. I wore short mini-skirts that gravely hindered my range of movements. I was always afraid of dropping something because I couldn’t bend over without exposing my rear. I figured that I'd either had to train myself to grip items much tighter or remember to squat down to retrieve fallen items. Eventually I realized I should just not wear the skirt.

In Junior High, tight tight jeans were popular. So I sported my oxygen restrictive jeans until I could no longer remember my name (not to mention the massive wedgies occurring). I had ta let um go. Oh, and I mustn’t forget that always reliable little black dress. It was a favorite of mine. I grew up in the days of always wearing stocking with a dress. Whoever invented stockings must have really hated women. Why else are we expected to wear something so fragile on our legs and feet? These are the things we use most while in motion. I would last no longer than 2 hours in a day without a huge run in my stockings, thus completely ruining the look.

I wore my hair big in the 80’s and straight in the 90’s. Big hair was somewhat difficult and time consuming for some of my girlfriends to achieve (my hair is of a more cooperative texture). We used to spend at least an hour with curling irons, back combing, hair sprays, jells, mousse, singed ears from the irons and a bit of cussing when that happened. We did all of this only to find that when the first gust of wind hit us from behind our big hair styles would be emancipated from the products that had united them in bondage. Now, the straight do’s were just as tedious to maintain. The natural enemy of my straight hair was humidity. If it were too humid, my straight locks would frizz. If it were raining, my hair would get wet and curl. UUgggghhhhh! This is when I started wearing hats.

Then, there was always the breaking-in of the new high heel shoes. Firstly the shoe was shaped completely wrong for human feet. I never knew anyone whose feet grew to a pin-point at the toe like I found in these shoes. But nonetheless, I was led to believe that these shoes would make me feel pretty. Well, for the first few days, they made my feet feel like they’d been mauled by pitbulls!

Let's talk about skin problems for a moment. For we all know that the look isn't complete without flawless pores. I’m still scarred by the mornings I would wake up only to discover the gigantic volcano of a pimple on my chin. Nothing says confidence like having someone stare, as if in a trance, into the “third eye” on your chin for an entire conversation. How do you hide that?

Everything changed the day I became a Muslim. Or did it? Well, Allah (God) instructed us, men and women to cover our bodies. Men have certain areas that they must keep covered and women have also. So now, out goes the little black dress and in comes the abayas and head scarves. An abaya is basically a loose fitting, long sleeved dress that comes down to the ankles. The main purpose is for a woman to cover her body in a way that doesn’t reveal her figure. This is so liberating. Who cares what I’m wearing because I’m just going to slip into my abaya and roll out. I personally like my abaya to reach a bit longer than my ankles only because with carrying babies and such, a dress can have a tendency to ride up a bit and I don’t want to play peek-a-boo with my legs. But there is a snag in this picture. Try climbing a flight of stairs with both arms full of groceries and a dress that is tripping you up each step. This makes for an ugly uphill battle (literally). It’s not the most graceful show you’ll witness.

Next is the headscarf. Muslim women also are required by Allah (not man) to cover the hair. Well this is great! No more waking up early to style my do before I go out. I'll save that for this evening before my husband comes home. But for now, I can just throw on my scarf and call it a day. And this is just what I do but…let’s talk about when the wind changes and becomes my enemy. I know other Muslim women have had this happen to them also. Picture it: I’m walking through the grocery store parking lot. Yeah, I think I look pretty smart in my black abaya and groovy purple silk scarf. All of a sudden a gust of wind smacks me in the back of the head and SWOOSH! My groovyness has now flown over my eyes while the entire back of my head is now blowing in the wind!

Several years into my Islamic journey I decided to wear a veil. Some women do and some don’t. It doesn’t make me more Muslim than anyone else. There are some who feel it’s a must and others who don’t. I have my personal reasons for the decision and I’m very satisfied. But that’s not to say that the veil is free from “wardrobe malfunctioning.” The good thing is that wind can no longer blow off my scarf. The veil (nikab) holds down the fort nicely. But here’s the thing: the level of where I tie my nikab behind my head makes a big difference. So if I dare wear my hair in a bun too high on my head, the nikab cannot be placed right and then it’s gonna be a bad nikab day. That means constantly tugging at the edges that keep creeping up to my eyes. So ponytail placement accuracy is a must for gratifying nikab days.
As you can see, no woman’s wardrobe is free of all kinks. But to assume that just because Muslim women use more material for their clothes that they are oppressed is ridiculous. I had a woman ask me, “Why do your men make you dress like that?” This was an honest question. She wasn’t trying to be rude. This was just how she misunderstood Islam. So I inquired, upon seeing her low cut blouse showing ample cleavage and her tight pants that revealed a beautiful figure, did her man make her wear this so he can show the world how beautiful his woman is. She told me that she dresses however she pleases. I then told her that Muslim women dress however Allah pleases and that Allah is pleased with how I’m dressed now.
Blog Header Art
I want to change my blog header but I'm still playing with ideas. The one showing now is supposed to represent my life on any given day. But I don't like the way the title looks over it. Guess it's back to the drawing board.
Hadith & Change

In Imam Nawawi’s collection of 40 ahadith, we find that our beloved Prophet (saws) said:
“When any one of you sees anything that is disapproved, let him change it with his hand. If he is not able to do so, then let him change it with his tongue. And if he is not able to do so, then let him change it with his heart, though that is the weakest faith.”


It is reported that the Prophet, peace and blessings be upon him, said, "Nothing can change the Qadar* except the Du`a’**…"

This Hadith is reported by several authorities on Hadith, such as Imam Ahmad, Ibn Hibban, Al-Hakim, and Ibn Majah


On the authority of Abu Hurayrah (may Allah be pleased with him) from the Prophet (peace and blessings of Allah be upon him), who said:
“Allah (mighty and sublime be He) says: ‘Fasting is Mine and it is I Who give reward for it. [A man] gives up his sexual passion, his food and his drink for My sake.’ Fasting is like a shield, and he who fasts has two joys: a joy when he breaks his fast and a joy when he meets his Lord. The change in the breath of the mouth of him who fasts is better in Allah’s estimation than the smell of musk.”
It was related by al-Bukhari (also by Muslim, Malik, at-Tirmidhi, an-Nasa’i and Ibn Majah).


*Muslims believe in Al-Qadar, which is Divine Predestination, but this belief in Divine Predestination does not mean that human beings do not have freewill. Rather, Muslims believe that God has given human beings freewill. This means that they can choose right or wrong and that they are responsible for their choices.


**Call upon Allah
Quotes on Change

There is nothing like returninhg to a place that remains unchange to find the ways in which you yourself have altered. (Nelson Mandela)

I put a dollar in one of those change machines. Nothing changed. (George Carlin)

Those who expect moments of change to be comfortable and free of conflict have not learned their history. (Joan Wallach Scott)

Things do not change; we change. (Henry David Thoreau)
It's not that some people have willpower and some don't. It's that some people are ready to change and others are not. (James Gordon, M.D.)

Change has a considerable psychological impact on the human mind. To the fearful it is threatening because it means that things may get worse. To the hopeful it is encouraging because things may get better. To the confident it is inspiring because the challenge exists to make things better. (King Whitney Jr.)

They always say time changes things, but actually have to change them yourself. (Andy Warhol)

Change is inevitable - except from a vending machine. (Robert C. Gallagher)

If nothing ever changed, there'd be no butterflies. (Author Unknown)

What you have become is the price you paid to get what you used to want. (Mignon McLaughlin)

The only man I know who behaves sensibly is my tailor; he takes my measurements anew each time he sees me. The rest go on with their old measurements and expect me to fit them. (George Bernard Shaw)

The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he's a baby. (quoted in The Joys of Having a Child)

If you're in a bad situation, don't worry it'll change. If you're in a good situation, don't worry it'll change. (Simone)
Once Upon a Time...

Isn't it remarkable how our lives can change in an instant? We can have plans for days and Allah throws a monkey wrench at those plans and everything malfunctions. That's why we should always say, insha Allah (if Allah wills it) after planning to do anything. Because how quickly Allah can remind us that He is the Best of Planners.
As I think back on my life, I can find many instances where one single event altered major plans or future possibilities. But the first and foremost was when I was but 3 years old. I was a "rambunctious" child (so I've been told). I'm sure, just from what I remember, I was a huge pain. But nonetheless I had big plans. You see, my Mommy was a beautiful Queen and my Daddy was her tall, dark and handsome King. We lived in a modest home with all the comforts of daily living. Life was good. But the princess had plans beyond their humble abode. Daddy er-the King, once told his princess a bedtime story. He told of a far off land where it rained candy from the sky and money grew on trees. He said that only good little girls who ate their vegetables and went to bed on time would ever be allowed to enter this land. The King told his little princess that since she had been doing these things, he would take her and her Mommy the Queen, to this land very soon. They would live on the different candies that rained down onto their castle. The King would never have to leave the princess and Queen to go to work because he would have a Forrest of money trees to keep him rich. The princess liked this idea very much. She hated to say goodbye to her Daddy when he left for work because she always had a fear that this would be the last time she saw him. She secretly worried that he'd never come back. So when he revealed that he was going to take the family there, she was relieved and excited.
Everyday, the princess would line up her stuffed animals and tell them the tale of the far off land where she would soon be going. She picked out which of them would be going with her. She rummaged through her clothes and chose only her best dresses to take along. She continued to eat all of her vegetables and go to bed promptly at 8 pm so that her Daddy wouldn't change his mind. The princess had big plans for her new life. She'd throw huge parties and invite all of her friends. They would ride horses in the money Forrest and go swimming in her indoor pool filled with cream soda (her favorite drink).
But one day those plans were changed forever. As she had so accurately feared, her Daddy did not come home. She waited all evening for him, but when Mommy the Queen, told her to go to bed she did as she was told, still hoping that they'd be going to the new land.
The next day, the princess was told that her Daddy had died. She was told that he would not be coming back, ever. Her heart was broken into splintered pieces. How could he do this? He had promised her. Now it was all over. She felt so confused, hurt, scared, angry and then deserted. It rained all that day. There were no candies in these showers, only bitter, salty tears. Everything changed that day and forever. Her Daddy would never take her and her Mommy to that wonderful faraway land. He had gone without them.
Will I Ever Change?

My dear fellow Muslims, is it just me or do you too suffer from this issue? We all know that in Islam one must cut one’s nails within every forty days (the hadith is in Sahih Muslim). I’ve always been one to keep my fingernails short to where only a thin line of white is visible at the tips. And with my toenails, I cut them to their minimal length as well. But sometimes I get a bit carried away with the toenails clippers and cut too far below what I like to call the comfort line.
So now I’m walking around with my toes curled back in my shows because each step I take causes the tips of my toes to sorely, hit against my shoes. This wouldn’t be so bad if it weren’t winter and I could wear open-toe shoes in the rain without getting my feet wet. A nice pair of sandals would also do just fine while I wait for the grow-back process to be completed. As you can see the weight of this part of the dilemma changes seasonally.
Now the issue I’d like to take up with my fellow sisters and brothers in Islam is this: As Salat (the prayer). There are several positions one takes during the salat. The first position, standing (qiyam) is A-OK. The second position, bowing (rukoo’) is fine too. I’m still able to have focus (khushoo') on the Mercy and Blessings of Allah. But then when I go into prostration (sajdah), my toes are required to be pointing downward onto the floor. This added pressure on my overly clipped tippy toes is too much. I don’t want to change the position of my feet by laying them flat on the floor with the bottoms up. So instead I tense my legs so that my toes barely touch the floor, therefore not ruining anyone else’s salah by crying out in pain.
This is the plight of my over zealous toenail cutting. Please tell me I’m not alone in this. Will I ever learn to change my clipping ways?
The One Sided War
This episode of The Daily Show is right on the money. We need an intervention. President Obama has his work cut out for him. Good luck on changing this place.

http://http://www.thedailyshow.com/video/index.jhtml?videoId=215760&title=recap-week-of-1/5/09
Qur'an: Something That Never Changes

2:164
Indeed, in the creation of the heavens and earth, and the alternation of the night and the day, and the [great] ships which sail through the sea with that which benefits people, and what Allah has sent down from the heavens of rain, giving life thereby to the earth after its lifelessness and dispersing therein every [kind of] moving creature, and [His] directing(changing) of the winds and the clouds controlled between the heaven and the earth are signs for a people who use reason. إن في خلق السماوات والأرض واختلاف الليل والنهار والفلك التي تجري في البحر بما ينفع الناس وما أنزل الله من السماء من ماء فأحيا به الأرض بعد موتها وبث فيها من كل دابة وتصريف الرياح والسحاب المسخر بين السماء والأرض لآيات لقوم يعقلون


4:47
O you who were given the Scripture, believe in what We have sent down [to Muْammad], confirming that which is with you, before We obliterate (change) faces and turn them toward their backs or curse them as We cursed the sabbath-breakers. And ever is the decree of Allah accomplished. يا أيها الذين أوتوا الكتاب آمنوا بما نزلنا مصدقا لما معكم من قبل أن نطمس وجوها فنردها على أدبارها أو نلعنهم كما لعنا أصحاب السبت وكان أمر الله مفعولا


8:53
That is because Allah would not change a favor which He had bestowed upon a people until they change what is within themselves. And indeed, Allah is Hearing and Knowing. ذلك بأن الله لم يك مغيرا نعمة أنعمها على قوم حتى يغيروا ما بأنفسهم و أن الله سميع عليم


2:75
Do you covet [the hope, O believers], that they would believe for you while a party of them used to hear the words of Allah and then distort (change) the Torah after they had understood it while they were knowing? أَفَتَطْمَعُونَ أَن يُؤْمِنُواْ لَكُمْ وَقَدْ كَانَ فَرِيقٌ مِّنْهُمْ يَسْمَعُونَ كَلاَمَ اللّهِ ثُمَّ يُحَرِّفُونَهُ مِن بَعْدِ مَا عَقَلُوهُ وَهُمْ يَعْلَمُونَ






Going Through The Motions
Today I changed two diapers before I even had a chance to brush my teeth.
I had to change the sheets on my 2 year old's bed because she had an accident on them.
I changed the contents of my son's lunchbox when I noticed he was trying to have an abundance of M&Ms for lunch.
Then I promptly threatened that he'd regret it if he didn't change his attitude.
He changed his attitude.
I changed the filter in the coffee maker that had been decaying in there since the last pot of coffee had been prepared (I'm too ashamed to say how long ago that was).
I picked up my baby and promptly changed her from her "spit up" soaked clothes (gross, yeah I know).
I changed my mind about what to eat for breakfast so many times that I looked at the clock and it was time for dinner.
I changed my status on Facebook 5 times today (i think it's time for "Facebook Addicts Anonymous").
I changed the alarm time on my clock and immediately after, the power went out (darn rainstorms).
I've changed my mind. Blogging everyday is not that easy for me after all. I'm running outta things to say and time in which to say them.
Change Can Be Good, Bad, and Even Ugly

There was once a woman who hated change. Not the change that lies under the cushions in ones couch, she liked that very much. But she was not very fond of the changes that life can bring about. She was extremely routine with her daily activities. She ate the same meals on Monday that she ate every Monday. She wore the same clothes on Tuesday that she wore last Tuesday and the one before that. She called her mother every Wednesday at 10:45 am while taking a cup of tea in the same blue mug that she always used. Thursdays were always laundry day. And, well I suppose you get the gist of it.

One Friday afternoon, while talking to her friend on the phone (as she always did on Fridays at this time), her friend suggested she change up just a bit. "Haven't you ever heard the phrase 'Change can be good'?" her friend said. "It'd be nice to see you live on the wild side for a change. You know, like wear your hair down for a change."

After some consideration, the woman realized that her life had become rather dull and routine. She was fine with this. But she began to ponder on how boring she must seem to her husband. he had never complained but now she was wondering if he was just being polite. So the woman decided to take the plunge and make some small changes in her life.

On Monday, she ate the same meals but she drank juice instead of milk. Tuesday, she wore the same clothes but changed the way she styled her hair. Wednesday, she called her mother at 12 noon. Yes folks, she was feeling extra daring Wednesday. Thursday, she washed the colored clothes before the whites (as she had always done the other way round). By Friday, she was so proud of her ability to be flexible, she drove a new route to the grocery store. When she paid for her groceries she put her wallet in her left pocket rather than her right. She was on a roll now. She was so tickled, she felt like a schoolgirl who just jumped on the back of a Harley with a biker dude named Bruce or Bubba while her Daddy shouted and waved his fist as they pulled away from the curb. That's right, she was a rebel without a cause.

On the way home from the grocery store, she stopped for a pedestrian who was j-walking. The next thing she knew she was rear-ended and missed hitting the pedestrian by only inches. "Well this is not a good change," she thought. The two drivers got out of their cars and began to go over insurance and whatnot. A police officer happened to be near and came to assist. He asked them for their driver's licenses. The woman reached into her right pocket. Then remembering that she changed her wallet to her left, she reached for it again. But it was gone. After much panic and frustration, she explained to the officer that she did have a license and that it must have fallen from her pocket at the store. Soon after, she was on her way home with a damaged bumper and a citation for driving without a license.

Upon arriving home, she was met by her husband who calmly listened to her ordeal and then gently kissed her forehead as he rose from his seat. Looking at her new hairstyle, "Hey not to make matters worse honey, but you got a few new grey hairs sprouting." Then he tickled the top of her head playfully and she smacked his hand away. So much for the new do. Now her little rebellion didn't seem so glamorous. Since she'd started making these changes, she'd drank all of the juice and the milk had spoiled and gone to waste. Her new hairdo made it possible to showcase the new greys that threatened to reveal her real age. Her mother was angry with her because she'd become so accustomed to her calling at 10:45, that when she didn't hear from her daughter, she went into a panic believing something terrible had happened to her.

The woman slipped off her pink socks, that used to be white until a red garment accidentally got left in the washer when she washed her whites last instead of first. Then she called the phone company and changed her phone number. She decided that the only changes she should have made to begin with was to change who she called her friend.
A Girl's Eye View

I awoke to an eerie humming sound that was getting louder by the second. Just as I sat up in my bed our neighborhood exploded. Everything shook as if an earthquake had happened. The windows shattered and a shower of glass poured down on me. I felt sharp pains in my face and chest and realized I'd been cut. The smell of smoke wafted into my room as i began to choke. I could hear my neighbors' screams. In complete terror and confusion I reached for the light. It wouldn't turn on. No lights were on anywhere. I was in complete darkness. I called out for my mother and father. But they didn't answer. I expected them to run through my door any moment to rescue me. But there was no one. I knew I had to make a move. I crawled around my bedroom floor feeling for my clothes that had been on a chair next to my bed. I touched the edge of my abaya(dress) and began to move towards it when I impaled my knee on a large piece of glass. The surprise of the pain made me cry out once again for my mother. The smoke was still coming in and I knew I must get out of there. So I pulled my abaya over my head, feeling small shards of glass scratching at my body. I couldn't find my scarf to put on my head. My abaya had a hood so I pulled it over my head and began to crawl once again, but this time towards my door. As I touched the door, it felt hot and I could see through the cracks that the living room was on fire. My only choice was to climb out of my shattered window. As I threw my blanket over the window frame to keep from getting more cuts I could see the neighbors frantically running, some with children in arms and flashlights in hand, others running blindly while crying out for loved ones. My room was on the first floor so there was just a little drop from my window.


Outside my house I was able to see more of what had happened. I looked upstairs where my parents bedroom was and it was gone. It had collapsed and the rest of our house was inflamed. The horror of this reality stole my legs from under me and my body hit the ground hard. People were running past me with their children and I thought of my little sisters, 2 year old twins who shared my parents bedroom. As the contents of my dinner began to rise in my throat I was hoisted up by a pair of strong arms. He was yelling to me to run. I vomited violently as I tried to scream at the hell that risen and seized my home and family. When he saw the blood that now flowed from my head he called for help and another pair of arms helped carry me away from my old life. The life where my mother would come in tomorrow complaining that I sleep too much and needed to help her in the kitchen. The life where my two sisters would be waiting for me with smiles of admiration on their bright faces when I came through the door. And the life where my Father would be sitting at the table drinking tea and teasing my mother about her cooking. That life died the moment the air strikes began. They died when we became the latest target of hate. My life in Gaza had been changed forever.
The Big Poopy



In my house lurks a toddler of 17 months. She walks, or staggers really. She talks, if one considers "Bye bye," and "Da da," talking. She takes her meals with me. She takes her meals with her siblings. She then takes her meals with her father. She has somehow come to the conclusion that she is entitled to eat at least 9 meals per day. Aside from this revelation of hers there is the fact that she now has a baby sister, 2 months old. Now, in all fairness reining in at only 17 months, she is still very much a baby. But now she has been forced to adapt to not being the center of attention all of the time. She has recently, though reluctantly, graduated from her trusted bottle to a sippy cup. And is persecuted daily from the sight of her baby sister receiving nourishment and comfort from what used to be her bottle. So she then takes out her confusion on the family by demanding our nourishment and disturbing our comfort.

From all of this babbling, what I mean to say is that my toddler eats soooooo much that the contents of her diapers are...shall I say, full of...character. I don't want to change another one of her diapers for the next 100 years! I'm beginning to wonder if there is a thing called Baby Colonics. Because clearly, my baby girl is in need. The stench from these diapers is so hideous that I'm forced to immediately remove them from the house for fear of some organic compost uprising will occur in the middle of the night. I'm afraid I'll wake up bound and gagged in a really really low budget B movie about the contents of the diapers multiplying overnight and spreading themselves all over the walls as a deterrent to my escape. Their agenda being to take over the world.
I realize I'm overreacting a bit (just a bit). But I've counted. And I change roughly 15 diapers a day between the two girls. So diapers play a large part in my daily routine. And if you saw what I have seen, you'd be afraid too. Be very afraid.
"Can You Spare Some Change?"


SCENE: 1989, Berkeley, California. Telegraph Avenue, two blocks from the UC Berkeley campus. A July morning around 10:30. The sky is overcast with a typical layer of Bay Area morning fog that is predicted to burn away by early afternoon.


MAIN CHARACTER: Goldy Locks, a young man in his early twenties, baby blue eyes are bloodshot. His shoulder length locks are adorned with occasional strands of yarn woven in(how does one lock straight hair?). He's wearing scruffy tattered jeans, 4 sizes too big for his lanky frame and a faded, spliff smoking Bob Marley t-shirt. He smells of Patchouli oil over ashtray. He's leaning against the wall of a record shop, watching people walk by.




A conservative looking woman in her 40's walks by.


"Can you spare some change," Goldy asks.


She ignores him and quickens her pace.


A teenage boy with an irate look on his face passes by.


"Can you spare some change, man?"


The boy shoots him an angry look, sighs with over-exaggeration and keeps stepping.


A man, around 30, dressed "Berkeley Casual" strolls past.


"Dude, can you spare some change? I'm tryin to get some breakfast."


The man stops and hands Goldy $1.62 in change. Goldy counts the change before yelling his thanks to the man who has already crossed the street. The man waves in Goldy's direction without turning back.


A group of high school girls approach. Goldy spots the cutest in the bunch and makes eye contact with her as he speaks.


"Morning ladies. Can you spare a starvin artist some change? I haven't sold my first masterpiece yet."


They cackle in unison and apologize. No change.


A couple of students from the college approach. The two young men are wearing their hangovers as they drag past him.


"Hey man, can you guys spare some change so I can get some weed?"


They look at each other, start laughing until they are reminded of the pain in their heads from partying too much last night. They dig deep into their pockets and collectively donate $7. 59 towards Goldy's next high.
Learning to Cope with Change
This is my first day back to the blog in almost half a year. I seem to get into the flow of blogging and then BOOM! Something in my little world changes and I take a 5 to 6 month break.


An update on a post I put out back in June about a missing young woman is that she's back at home and well. She apparently left home on her own accord and was voluntarily staying away, as opposed to all of our fears that we were destined to receive a call to identify the remains of a body dumped in a bush that might be her. We are all so glad she's alive that we want to hug her so tight that she can't breathe...literally.


Ok, now that I've updated you on that, I must admit that I'm not good with change. I get extremely overwhelmed and anxious when the slightest element of my schedule changes unexpectedly. Some people say I'm way too young to be this set in my ways. Well, whatRUgonnaDo? Anyhoo, my explanation for my recent hiatus is the same explanation that I had for my last hiatus from blogland, I had yet, another child. Yes folks, that now puts me at 5 kids, one husband, 2 sets of diapers to change, one child to be driven to and from school daily, 2 heads of hair to style, 4 sets of clothes to prepare, numerous arguments and disputes to resolve, 1 child to homeschool, 1 toddler to chase away from the kitchen trash can every 5 minutes, a truckload of laundry to wash weekly, roughly 2 broken dishes to sweep up per week (my 5 yr old likes to help his Mommy, bless his clumsy heart), and 2 sets of homework to do (mine and my "assistance" with my hubby's).


I've made many changes to my schedule in order to accommodate my ever changing life. I've completely given up on ever having another meal again. I take a bite of this and a bite of that while in motion. This has actually helped me lose the pregnancy weight plus another 10 lbs so far, yay. I've changed the way I approach each task. I no longer procrastinate. There's no time for that. I must tackle each assignment as soon as it rolls in quickly before the next one overlaps it. Or else I will drown in a sea of ignored jobs on my "to do" list. I've changed my study habits. I now read while performing other tasks such as reading while cooking and reading while driving (ok only at long stop lights). The latter still ticks folks off when the light turns green and I take more than a millisecond to go forward.


I could go on with this boring banter on the changes I'm experiencing but I won't be that cruel. I've changed my writing a bit and will try to let the more creative me blossom. So, I guess change can be good. I'm not so set in my ways after all.
NaBloPoMo failier on only day three
Thanks to my Internet connection failing me all day yesterday I didn't get to blog. I was finally trying to stand up to the NaBloPoMo challenge and look what happened. So, so disappointing. Now what to do??
The Cost of Breakfast
"Aahh, I'm sooo hungry this morning. But I'm gonna be good and stick to my diet. Okay, what will I have?"...
1 egg = 70 calories
1slice of pita bread = 154 calories
1 tablespoon of strawberry jelly = 50 calories
2 ounces of chedder cheese = 240 calories
8 ounces of Grape Juicy Juice = 120 calories
"Hmm...so let's see then,"...
"70+154+50+240+120= 630 calories-
"630 calories! That's almost half my daily allowance! Hmph, I better have the non-fat yogurt instead (in my head thinking 210 calories). "
The Fruit Hook up

"Ring Ring!"

Kiwi: Hellooo?



Banana: Hey girl, how you doin Ki?



Kiwi: Hey B, whatchu up to?



Banana: Nothin much, just thinkin maybe you wanna hook up later?



Kiwi: Aww B, you're so sweet. But I'm too tangy for you. You couldn't handle the tartness.



Banana: What r u sayin? My sweet and your tart would make a great mix girl.



Kiwi: Mmmm idunnooo....maybe...alright i guess-

"beep"



Kiwi: Oh wait somebody's on my other line

two minutes pass. Banana waits for his answer.



Kiwi: Hello, B? That was Grape.



Banana: Tsss, what'd HE want?



Kiwi: He was askin if I wanted to hook up later, talkin bout he was all juicy for me and-



Banana: What'd you TELL him?



Kiwi: (smiling coyly) I told him I was mixin it up with you later and he got all defensive sayin he was just kidding and that he had too much to do later anyways. I can't stand sour grapes.



Banana: Yeah, Haters!
7 random and or weird facts about me
I have been randomly tagged by Leia from http://who said anything about common sense?.blogspot.com said anything about common sense?.blogspot.com for a NaBloPoMo meme. How exciting! I feel so special.

So, here's whatcha gotta do:
1. Link to the person that tagged you, and post the rules on your blog.
2. Share 7 random and/or weird facts about yourself.
3. Tag 7 random people at the end of your post, and include links to their blogs.
4. Let each person know that they’ve been tagged by leaving a comment on their blog.

Oookaaayy...7 Random and/or Weird Facts About Me:

1. I'm an undercover whipped creme addict. THERE, I've said it. Whew, I'm glad I got that monkey off my back. Ya know, admitting you HAVE a problem is half the battle.

2. I saw my husband in a dream two years before I met him. When we finally did meet, I knew his face instantly. Weird huh?

3. My first and middle names put together mean "Lion Queen" in their original language. Look out Simba!

4. My great grandfather on my mother's side was KKK and my great grandfather on my father's side was born a slave.

5. I can't stand when people say "irregardless". It's REGARDLESS. REGARDLESS.

6. When I moved to Nigeria, I gave birth to my second son on my mom-in-law's bedroom floor. It was the home birth that I always knew I could have. Everybody thought I was insane to want to have a baby at home (except my mom-in-law) :) Eshe Al Hajjah.

7. I've written two books that I have yet to try and publish for fear of rejection.

AND THE NEXT SEVEN ARE...drum roll.....
http://sillybachi.wordpress.com/
http://nzinghas.blogspot.com/
http://saveyoursoulsister.blogspot.com/
http://aneesadesign.blogspot.com/
http://ummlayla.blogspot.com/
http://funnycute.blogspot.com/
http://ummabdurrahman.wordpress.com/