"Ring Ring!"
Kiwi: Hellooo?
Banana: Hey girl, how you doin Ki?
Kiwi: Hey B, whatchu up to?
Banana: Nothin much, just thinkin maybe you wanna hook up later?
Kiwi: Aww B, you're so sweet. But I'm too tangy for you. You couldn't handle the tartness.
Banana: What r u sayin? My sweet and your tart would make a great mix girl.
Kiwi: Mmmm idunnooo....maybe...alright i guess-
"beep"
Kiwi: Oh wait somebody's on my other line
two minutes pass. Banana waits for his answer.
Kiwi: Hello, B? That was Grape.
Banana: Tsss, what'd HE want?
Kiwi: He was askin if I wanted to hook up later, talkin bout he was all juicy for me and-
Banana: What'd you TELL him?
Kiwi: (smiling coyly) I told him I was mixin it up with you later and he got all defensive sayin he was just kidding and that he had too much to do later anyways. I can't stand sour grapes.
Banana: Yeah, Haters!
Kiwi: Hellooo?
Banana: Hey girl, how you doin Ki?
Kiwi: Hey B, whatchu up to?
Banana: Nothin much, just thinkin maybe you wanna hook up later?
Kiwi: Aww B, you're so sweet. But I'm too tangy for you. You couldn't handle the tartness.
Banana: What r u sayin? My sweet and your tart would make a great mix girl.
Kiwi: Mmmm idunnooo....maybe...alright i guess-
"beep"
Kiwi: Oh wait somebody's on my other line
two minutes pass. Banana waits for his answer.
Kiwi: Hello, B? That was Grape.
Banana: Tsss, what'd HE want?
Kiwi: He was askin if I wanted to hook up later, talkin bout he was all juicy for me and-
Banana: What'd you TELL him?
Kiwi: (smiling coyly) I told him I was mixin it up with you later and he got all defensive sayin he was just kidding and that he had too much to do later anyways. I can't stand sour grapes.
Banana: Yeah, Haters!
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