Showing posts with label food. Show all posts
Showing posts with label food. Show all posts
The Cost of Breakfast
Shama Yahya
"Aahh, I'm sooo hungry this morning. But I'm gonna be good and stick to my diet. Okay, what will I have?"...
1 egg = 70 calories
1slice of pita bread = 154 calories
1 tablespoon of strawberry jelly = 50 calories
2 ounces of chedder cheese = 240 calories
8 ounces of Grape Juicy Juice = 120 calories
"Hmm...so let's see then,"...
"70+154+50+240+120= 630 calories-
"630 calories! That's almost half my daily allowance! Hmph, I better have the non-fat yogurt instead (in my head thinking 210 calories). "
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The Fruit Hook up
Shama Yahya

"Ring Ring!"

Kiwi: Hellooo?



Banana: Hey girl, how you doin Ki?



Kiwi: Hey B, whatchu up to?



Banana: Nothin much, just thinkin maybe you wanna hook up later?



Kiwi: Aww B, you're so sweet. But I'm too tangy for you. You couldn't handle the tartness.



Banana: What r u sayin? My sweet and your tart would make a great mix girl.



Kiwi: Mmmm idunnooo....maybe...alright i guess-

"beep"



Kiwi: Oh wait somebody's on my other line

two minutes pass. Banana waits for his answer.



Kiwi: Hello, B? That was Grape.



Banana: Tsss, what'd HE want?



Kiwi: He was askin if I wanted to hook up later, talkin bout he was all juicy for me and-



Banana: What'd you TELL him?



Kiwi: (smiling coyly) I told him I was mixin it up with you later and he got all defensive sayin he was just kidding and that he had too much to do later anyways. I can't stand sour grapes.



Banana: Yeah, Haters!
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